LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Do crazy exes really “give the best sex,” as the release announcement for the latest scene from Dirty Cinema and its Passions Only line suggests? I suppose to find out, we’d need to conduct a double-blind clinical study in which at least a couple thousand of us who have crazy exes have sex with those exes and then rank them on some sort of objective-as-possible sex quality scale.
I can only speak for myself in saying the knowledge we’d gain doesn’t sound like it’s worth the risk, even for the sake of science. Either way, in the absence of such research, we have little choice but to rely on the anecdotal evidence provided in the new Passions Only scene “Crazy Ex Escapes Psych Ward to Fuck,” featuring Harley Love as Peter King’s titular crazy ex.
The new scene begins with Peter shocked to see Harley in his house, because she’s supposed to be receiving treatment in an asylum, in part because she previously set his car on fire, evidently. Harley explains that setting the car ablaze was merely an act of passion, not a sign she’s dangerously unstable (not to mention handy with accelerants). Harley is desperate for one more night together before she gets locked up again.
The other thing about Harley is that in addition to be nuts, she’s hot as fuck – so naturally, against his better judgment, he caves in and grants her request. On the bright side, he gets an expert blowjob (which he concedes he has really missed while she’s been in the loony bin), a taste of her pussy and a good fuck that cycles through a variety of positions. Finally, showing he might not be of such sound mind himself, Peter ejaculates inside Harley, because if you really don’t want to deal with your hot, crazy ex, the best thing to do is risk impregnating her, right?
“This scene definitely lives up to the site’s name,” King said. “Harley’s character in the scene has a way of talking me into all kinds of shit and getting what she wants. Being as hot as she is, it’s hard to say no to her.”
You can catch “Crazy Ex Escapes Psych Ward to Fuck” now on PassionsOnly.com.
